Witty Witticisms from Wichita
Titles

I had to update my emergency contact info for work last week.  No biggie, standard updates for everyone in my department.  I had my Dad listed, but added my Mom as 2nd contact.  I went to add the Mrs. title and got many more options too…

Doctor
Doctor Doctor
Doctor Professor
Eng. (what that even mean?  Engineer??)
His Highness (Really? really? Really??? …with Seth & Amy)
Junior (should that be a suffix & not a title?)
Junior Doctor
Miss
Mr.
Mrs.  (Mom!  Found ya!)
Ms.
Prince
Princess (Why Prince/Princess but no Duke or Duchess or Earl?  I’m thinking an emergency contact would be THAT even before a PRINCE.)
Professor Doctor
Reverend
Senior
Senior Doctor
Widow
Widow Doctor

Very strange!!  But if my contact is ever royalty, you can best be sure that I ain’t working anymore!!