Dwight: Apparently there is a famous Hollywood movie from the 1980s… “Beautiful girl”…
Andy: Pretty woman.
Dwight: Um, apparently…
Andy: Pretty woman.
Dwight: It’s one of the best revenge stories of all time, in which this sex worker, who is the protagonist… That can’t be right. Andy, how does it…
Jim: No, no, no.
Dwight: What?
Jim: I wanna hear you tell it.
Dwight: Okay, um, the sex worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns, dressed in all the trappings of extravagant wealth, but instead of shopping…
Andy: Julia Roberts goes in the store, and she’s like, “I was in here yesterday, and you people wouldn’t help me.” And the shopgirl goes, “oh.” And then Julia Roberts goes, “you girls work on commission, right?” And the girl’s like, “yeah.” And Julia Roberts goes…
Kelly: “Big mistake. Huge.”
Andy: I was telling… I was telling that.
- The Office, 7x02 Counseling
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